August Month Punjabi Chutkule or Punjabi jokes are there :-
Kisi nu vi nahi....
Master :- Pappu je tera dost te teri saheli iko kishti vich hon te kishti dub rahi hove
te tu kis nu bachunga ????
Pappu:- kise nu vi nahi ....
Master :- oh kyo????
Pappu:- Oh sale iko kishti vich ki karde aa ?????
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Kaun Bola ???
Ek Vakeel bahut ji josh ke saath case lad raha tha ..Judge :- you are crossing you limit.
Vakeel :- kaun sala aisa kehta hai ???
Judge gusse main :- tune muje sala kaha ????
Vakeel :- Maine kaha KAUN SAW LAW aisa kehta hai ???
Expiry Date Ni likhi
Pappu apna marriage certificate bar bar dhian naa dekh reha sii....Pappu di vahuti :- Ki dekh rahe ho??
Pappu:- Expiry date ta likhi ni saliean ne ......
Tere Kol ki Bachuga ???
Teacher :- Ramu je tere kol 10 Chocklates aa jisde vichon 4 tu anjli nu te 3 tu radha nu ate 3 tu aman nu de ditia te tere kol ki bahcuga ???Ramu :- Sir ji 3 Girl Friends ......
Badal Sarkar Jindabad
Delhi de AASHIK:- Yaar Kal raat saheli ko milane gaya tha , uske padosi ne light chala di , main pakda gaya aur bahut maar padi .
Punjab de AASHIK :- Agar saccha hai apka payar toh BADAL sarkar hai apke saath. DAILY LIGHT CUT 8 PM to 10 PM....
Koi Bharosa Ni
Punjab di batti da te..........
Saheli Kapatti da ..............
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Koi Bharosa ni.......
Terian Julfaa lai gift
Boy: Jannu main terian julfaa lai gift lai ke aya ....
Girl :- ki..????
Boy: Ustra , Bhenc**d mere vi juan paa ditian ...
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